honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years
pomegranate is such a dramatic fruit like no wonder hades grows them the fucking drama queen
i always think summer will be good until i remember i have depression & no friends
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me: *opens a message 2 seconds after waking up* haha… i’ll reply to this later… *snoozes*
me two weeks later: wait a minute… Fuck
I’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything
NONE of this would be happening in the Berenstein universe